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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:07

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

Sure no problem officer.

Can you tell me a depressing story?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

{RING} {RING}

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

Yes sir it is.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?